可爱中又带点贱贱的憨憨文案

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“大家都是汉堡包,凭什么你们都是憨憨,就我是宝宝。”

Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I'm the baby.

“农夫养了一圈猪,一天发现少了一只找半天也没找到,最后发现那只猪原来正躲在角落里看这段话。”

The farmer raised a circle of pigs, and found that one day had been missing for half a day and found that the pig was hiding in the corner to read this paragraph.

“可爱中又带点贱贱的憨憨文案”

 

“我不好色,好什么,好are you吗?”

balabalabala~

“现在的人吃饱了没事干就想谈恋爱,我就牛逼了根本吃不饱。”

Now people want to fall in love when they are full and have nothing to do.

“不是吧?排了一天的队才告诉我结婚要两个人啊?”

What?Waiting in line for a day to tell me that it takes two people to get married?

“可爱中又带点贱贱的憨憨文案”

 

“美女说话只说一半不知道为。”

Beauty only says half of what she says, but she doesn't know why.